Aimee Mann Calling It Quits

Hes a serious mister
Shake his hand and hell twist your arm
With monopoly money
Well be buying the funny farm
So Ill do flips,
And get paid in chips
From a diamond as big as the ritz--
Then Im calling it quits
Eyes the color of candy
Lies to cover the handicap
Though your slippers are ruby
Youll be led to the booby trap
And theres no prize,